batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
