Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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