No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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