his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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