Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Randomize
