just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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