Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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