how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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