Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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