your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Shame - the story of my life.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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