Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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