then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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