I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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