wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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