I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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