this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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