i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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