Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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