Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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