Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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