A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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