i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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