Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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