STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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