I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You are the jesus of drinking
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