I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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