i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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