So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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