Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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