Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He has the fingertips of a God
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