what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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