38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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