i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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