Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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