I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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