Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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