We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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