I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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