There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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