I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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