Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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