my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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