haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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