You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Randomize
