I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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