discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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