do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
What drink are we having for lunch?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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