If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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