Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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