Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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