those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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