goodnight i made you a song goodbye
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
