The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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